Jesus' SUV

Motherjones.com conducted a survey in which people were asked whether or not Jesus would drive an SUV. The results, to me, were pretty astonishing. Twenty-nine percent said yes, forty-six percent were SUV drivers that also said yes, twenty-five percent among non-SUV drivers said yes, and a mere thirty-three percent said no. As for the last seven percent, they said that Jesus would walk!

I would think that everyone would answer the obvious answer which would be that Jesus would absolutely not not drive one of these gas-guzzlers, but apparently I've got it all wrong because there is a huge majority who think otherwise. Am I missing something?